Brian @ Wongside

It feels somewhat disrespectful to laugh at this list, but I’ve gotta say that it’s pretty funny. The Associated Press has compiled a list of “Bushisms”–words or phrases misspoken by President Bush, and it was a good laugh for me. (Note, they may not be work-safe, not because they’re inappropriate, but because you might start laughing hysterically, which isn’t exactly becoming of a professional at work.)

Here’s a couple of my favorites:

• “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
• “Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die.”
• “I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office.”