Well, I might have to retract what I said a couple of days ago regarding the Great American Food and Music Festival. Charlene and I ended up giving it another opportunity to impress, and we returned to the Amphitheatre after church on Saturday night with our friends Mike and Lani. It wasn’t great, but it was acceptable.
We were actually quite surprised at how empty it was around 7:00pm. It was a stark contrast to the madness that greeted us around 2:00pm. A few of the vendors, notably Graeter’s Ice Cream, were out of food, which I thought was pretty lame. But I guess if they were significantly unprepared for the masses of people, it shouldn’t have been a surprise.
Charlene and I got Pink’s hot dogs, and a pastrami sandwich from a New York deli. They were alright, but I certainly wouldn’t travel across the country just to eat them. The pricing was bordering on extortion. $6 for a 20oz soda, and $5 for a 20oz water. The pastrami sandwich was $12. For $12 I was expecting a footlong sandwich. Nope. We’re talking standard size sandwich bread. No more than 12 square inches of food. $2 for 4 slices of bacon. Hot wings were a $1 a wing. That’s right, 2 inches of chicken for a buck. $2 for a brownie bite. Even parking for the $20 event was $15. Extortion indeed!
I guess one redeeming quality was that Ed Levine, got up and issued an apology on stage. That made the angst mildly more palatable.
We did get to see Bobby Flay, which was somewhat of a highlight. I’m not exactly sure what was wrong with him, but he certainly wasn’t the Bobby Flay I love to watch on the Food Network. Maybe he just had a really long day, but my real suspicion was that he was a bit drunk. We watched him make shrimp tamales and a pork tenderloin. He looked a bit lost on stage, and I don’t know where they got his assistant, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t one of the two ladies who normally help him on Throwdown. She looked lost too. By way of example, he asked her for heavy cream, and she offered him milk. Who in their right mind would try to substitute milk for heavy cream? Not on Bobby Flay’s stage. He called her out on it too. haha.
The other disappointment was that Bobby was supposed to present from 8:30-9:15. Twenty minutes into it, he must have had enough, so he finished his pork tenderloin, and said “Thanks everyone, I’m Bobby Flay” and then he walked off. Huh? No idea what that was all about. Maybe it was the alcohol.
So, all in all, the event was quite a disappointment. Way over priced; way too crowded; way too little food; way too little value. I only feel bad for the “poor” folks who paid $526 for VIP tickets, and faced the same problems the rest of us plebeians did. Long lines, no food, bad entertainment.